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meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

sinbadism:

meanboysfromkremlin:

bad-cover-version-of-love:

I was supposed to make a collage to represent Moscow. Well, that’s it.

wonderful

IS THERE SERIOUSLY A RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT FANDOM
HAVE ANY OF YOU BEEN TO RUSSIA

welcome to the internet enjoy ur stay. there are ukpol, usapol and many many politics “fandoms”(groups) around the mighty and witchy internet, beware! 
but let me correct u: we are not a “fandom” we are a group of friends/people who share jokes with each other. it’s kinda like a private party you are not invited to. we don’t like russian politicians at all. yes, some of us have already been to russia(some of us are from there). most of us are not even from the usa. some of us don’t even like russia or russians in general. but we love to make fun of them, because well, it’s kinda easy and entertaining. of course you have to know some things if you want to joke about it or judge it. like we do about russian politicians. like you don’t about ruspol. so why don’t u just stfu about it 

Ruspol heartly welcoming new tumblrers.

please tell me why i should be “nice and welcoming” to people who judge without knowing what they are talking about. i see no reason to sugarcoat a reply to an obviously deaf person who decided we are degenerates before i made any kind of reply. i’ve always tried and still try to help people figuring things out about ruspol(while i’m still in the phrase of learning, we all are), you follow me for a while so you bloody well should know that. your sarcastic comment was unnecessary and unfair 

That was a fucking joke, I am as well a part of the pols as you. Is everyone going insane taking every little word I say as an offense? Jesus fucking christ. I’m that close to leaving tumblr for good because it pisses me off so much never knowing if that little comment I wanna make will cause a shitstorm in my inbox or make followers randomly hate on me. I’m sick of it. I actually said from a ruspol-perspective that this is how we welcome assholes. If you read the comment any other way, it aint even my problem. Did you see me getting pissed off last week when you called me (a trans-man) a girl on that little Surkov pic? Nope. But maybe I should rant about every little comment, too. Maybe it’s the right way to go down on followers you usually enjoy on your dash.

it is quite a familiar feeling for me to have people “jump  at my throat” for a misinterpreted joke…except i don’t feel like i’ve degraded you in my reply. i wasn’t mean and i definitely didn’t encouraged other people to jump at your throat for it. i wasn’t hating on you, not here and not on other sites. i’m quite aware you are just as in “politics fandom” as me, but cmon we have seen ruspolers hating on ruspol…as i said, i thought your comment was sarcastic and criticizing the way ruspol handles newbies and i felt like i should explain myself. look at how many people who hate me on this site whole-heartedly agreeing what a mean bitch i am for misunderstanding your joke when they did as well…do i give a fuck about them? no, their opinion doesn’t matter to me. but yours do. that’s why i tried to explain something to you instead of unfollowing you and then make a post about it behind your back, that’s all. i’m sorry this all got misunderstood. i guess it’s just neither of us having english as first language and the disadvantages of internet communication

yup, nevermind. no blood was shed. i feel like the plain use of tumblr rather often leads to miscommunication. but again, what i meant to say was “this is how we welcome people like that”, not “look at that newbie bashing”. so … yea … no biggie, I guess.

meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

sinbadism:

meanboysfromkremlin:

bad-cover-version-of-love:

I was supposed to make a collage to represent Moscow. Well, that’s it.

wonderful

IS THERE SERIOUSLY A RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT FANDOM

HAVE ANY OF YOU BEEN TO RUSSIA

welcome to the internet enjoy ur stay. there are ukpol, usapol and many many politics “fandoms”(groups) around the mighty and witchy internet, beware! 

but let me correct u: we are not a “fandom” we are a group of friends/people who share jokes with each other. it’s kinda like a private party you are not invited to. we don’t like russian politicians at all. yes, some of us have already been to russia(some of us are from there). most of us are not even from the usa. some of us don’t even like russia or russians in general. but we love to make fun of them, because well, it’s kinda easy and entertaining. of course you have to know some things if you want to joke about it or judge it. like we do about russian politicians. like you don’t about ruspol. so why don’t u just stfu about it 

Ruspol heartly welcoming new tumblrers.

please tell me why i should be “nice and welcoming” to people who judge without knowing what they are talking about. i see no reason to sugarcoat a reply to an obviously deaf person who decided we are degenerates before i made any kind of reply. i’ve always tried and still try to help people figuring things out about ruspol(while i’m still in the phrase of learning, we all are), you follow me for a while so you bloody well should know that. your sarcastic comment was unnecessary and unfair 

That was a fucking joke, I am as well a part of the pols as you. Is everyone going insane taking every little word I say as an offense? Jesus fucking christ. I’m that close to leaving tumblr for good because it pisses me off so much never knowing if that little comment I wanna make will cause a shitstorm in my inbox or make followers randomly hate on me. I’m sick of it. I actually said from a ruspol-perspective that this is how we welcome assholes. If you read the comment any other way, it aint even my problem. Did you see me getting pissed off last week when you called me (a trans-man) a girl on that little Surkov pic? Nope. But maybe I should rant about every little comment, too. Maybe it’s the right way to go down on followers you usually enjoy on your dash.

it is quite a familiar feeling for me to have people “jump  at my throat” for a misinterpreted joke…except i don’t feel like i’ve degraded you in my reply. i wasn’t mean and i definitely didn’t encouraged other people to jump at your throat for it. i wasn’t hating on you, not here and not on other sites. i’m quite aware you are just as in “politics fandom” as me, but cmon we have seen ruspolers hating on ruspol…as i said, i thought your comment was sarcastic and criticizing the way ruspol handles newbies and i felt like i should explain myself. look at how many people who hate me on this site whole-heartedly agreeing what a mean bitch i am for misunderstanding your joke when they did as well…do i give a fuck about them? no, their opinion doesn’t matter to me. but yours do. that’s why i tried to explain something to you instead of unfollowing you and then make a post about it behind your back, that’s all. i’m sorry this all got misunderstood. i guess it’s just neither of us having english as first language and the disadvantages of internet communication

yup, nevermind. no blood was shed. i feel like the plain use of tumblr rather often leads to miscommunication. but again, what i meant to say was “this is how we welcome people like that”, not “look at that newbie bashing”. so … yea … no biggie, I guess.

so this is my week off, after that it’s 3 months straight till the end of the schoolyear. i spent friday sleeping, saturday gaming, sunday visiting my parents, monday sleeping and today … today i should have gone buy a new pair of jeans because my only pair broke and now I walk around in jogging pants but here’s the good thing: if i spend the day sleeping and gaming, i dont even have to wear pants \o/ 

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Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?
Anonymous

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

I am so angry, I even managed to add a mailaccount to my software which I had been trying for 2 weeks straight and now I accidentaly angrily hit the right button. Fuck this.

Reblogged from meanboysfromkremlin  86 notes
meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

sinbadism:

meanboysfromkremlin:

bad-cover-version-of-love:

I was supposed to make a collage to represent Moscow. Well, that’s it.

wonderful

IS THERE SERIOUSLY A RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT FANDOM
HAVE ANY OF YOU BEEN TO RUSSIA

welcome to the internet enjoy ur stay. there are ukpol, usapol and many many politics “fandoms”(groups) around the mighty and witchy internet, beware! 
but let me correct u: we are not a “fandom” we are a group of friends/people who share jokes with each other. it’s kinda like a private party you are not invited to. we don’t like russian politicians at all. yes, some of us have already been to russia(some of us are from there). most of us are not even from the usa. some of us don’t even like russia or russians in general. but we love to make fun of them, because well, it’s kinda easy and entertaining. of course you have to know some things if you want to joke about it or judge it. like we do about russian politicians. like you don’t about ruspol. so why don’t u just stfu about it 

Ruspol heartly welcoming new tumblrers.

please tell me why i should be “nice and welcoming” to people who judge without knowing what they are talking about. i see no reason to sugarcoat a reply to an obviously deaf person who decided we are degenerates before i made any kind of reply. i’ve always tried and still try to help people figuring things out about ruspol(while i’m still in the phrase of learning, we all are), you follow me for a while so you bloody well should know that. your sarcastic comment was unnecessary and unfair 


That was a fucking joke, I am as well a part of the pols as you. Is everyone going insane taking every little word I say as an offense? Jesus fucking christ. I’m that close to leaving tumblr for good because it pisses me off so much never knowing if that little comment I wanna make will cause a shitstorm in my inbox or make followers randomly hate on me. I’m sick of it. I actually said from a ruspol-perspective that this is how we welcome assholes. If you read the comment any other way, it aint even my problem. Did you see me getting pissed off last week when you called me (a trans-man) a girl on that little Surkov pic? Nope. But maybe I should rant about every little comment, too. Maybe it’s the right way to go down on followers you usually enjoy on your dash.

meanboysfromkremlin:

howareyou-yes:

meanboysfromkremlin:

sinbadism:

meanboysfromkremlin:

bad-cover-version-of-love:

I was supposed to make a collage to represent Moscow. Well, that’s it.

wonderful

IS THERE SERIOUSLY A RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT FANDOM

HAVE ANY OF YOU BEEN TO RUSSIA

welcome to the internet enjoy ur stay. there are ukpol, usapol and many many politics “fandoms”(groups) around the mighty and witchy internet, beware! 

but let me correct u: we are not a “fandom” we are a group of friends/people who share jokes with each other. it’s kinda like a private party you are not invited to. we don’t like russian politicians at all. yes, some of us have already been to russia(some of us are from there). most of us are not even from the usa. some of us don’t even like russia or russians in general. but we love to make fun of them, because well, it’s kinda easy and entertaining. of course you have to know some things if you want to joke about it or judge it. like we do about russian politicians. like you don’t about ruspol. so why don’t u just stfu about it 

Ruspol heartly welcoming new tumblrers.

please tell me why i should be “nice and welcoming” to people who judge without knowing what they are talking about. i see no reason to sugarcoat a reply to an obviously deaf person who decided we are degenerates before i made any kind of reply. i’ve always tried and still try to help people figuring things out about ruspol(while i’m still in the phrase of learning, we all are), you follow me for a while so you bloody well should know that. your sarcastic comment was unnecessary and unfair 

That was a fucking joke, I am as well a part of the pols as you. Is everyone going insane taking every little word I say as an offense? Jesus fucking christ. I’m that close to leaving tumblr for good because it pisses me off so much never knowing if that little comment I wanna make will cause a shitstorm in my inbox or make followers randomly hate on me. I’m sick of it. I actually said from a ruspol-perspective that this is how we welcome assholes. If you read the comment any other way, it aint even my problem. Did you see me getting pissed off last week when you called me (a trans-man) a girl on that little Surkov pic? Nope. But maybe I should rant about every little comment, too. Maybe it’s the right way to go down on followers you usually enjoy on your dash.

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